I have bad news for ya, pal.

Lieutenant Columbo, a fictional detiective.

See, I was just looking for that webpage you were asking for the other day, but there was just one thing that bothered me. See, when I went to go look for this lovely page on Jack's neocities website, it just wasn't there! If I were you, I'd just mosey on back to the homepage and find something more fulfilling to look at. I wouldn't question this too much, either. My Wife looks after these things, trust me, she would know.